Post by Ana on Nov 21, 2005 16:37:51 GMT -5
these are from wizard-city.com and they're really funny!
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers.
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I Scream.
Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos.
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A. His other fang.
Q: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A: Because you can see right through him.
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.
Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
A: Put them in a barking lot.
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
A guy walks into a shop and buys two Harry Potter posters...
They cost a quid-itch.
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers.
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I Scream.
Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos.
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A. His other fang.
Q: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A: Because you can see right through him.
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.
Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
A: Put them in a barking lot.
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
A guy walks into a shop and buys two Harry Potter posters...
They cost a quid-itch.
